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PersonJane1954
17/12/2016 at 5:01pm
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Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.  I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.  

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Personsteveiem
18/12/2016 at 8:09am
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Don't give them any dough , tell them to bake off .

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


PersonMike3003
18/12/2016 at 8:34am
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They were mother and daughter.

The daughter is doing a great job and the other woman was busting with Mothers Pride.

.........I'll get my coat!

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PersonSGThomas
18/12/2016 at 8:36am
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You should have asked to see their bloomers. They would probably got into a cob and hit you with their baguette.


Personmoppetsdad
18/12/2016 at 9:27am
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That Mary Berry gets every where now she's not doing bake off! Just think yourself lucky it wasn't the silver back

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Person664DaveS
18/12/2016 at 2:54pm
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They don't ring our bell as we are a bit crusty!

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PersonMucker1884
18/12/2016 at 5:16pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Jane1954 on 17/12/2016
Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.  I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.  


Instead of standing there letting them lecture you, you should have grilled them for 5 mins... then they'd have been toast!



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PersonBaguette95
19/12/2016 at 8:45am
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Oi, SGThomas, it's a vicious slur, I've never hit any Hovis Witness!

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.


Personsteveiem
19/12/2016 at 8:57am
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Crumbs !! It's a pitta when it goes off , don't rise to it baguette , just bag it up .

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


PersonSGThomas
19/12/2016 at 9:00am
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Baguette don't get so croissant, you are becoming un pain


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Personsteveiem
19/12/2016 at 9:07am
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Like my naan always says , use your loaf .

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,



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