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13/1/2017 at 1:51pm
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I know some of these are old (or new, if you're Jeff) but, nevertheless:--
My wife's gone to the West Indies
-Jamaica?
-No, she went of her own accord.
-My wife's gone to the Indian coast
-Goa?
-Phwoar! I'll say!
-My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's taking her time.
-My wife's gone to Northern Italy
-Genoa?
-I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.
-My wife's had an accident on a volcano
-Krakatoa?
-No. She broke her leg.
-My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
-Caracas
-Yes, absolutely loopy
-My wife's gone to the Welsh border.
-Wye?
-Search me.
-My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.
-Kew?
-Yes, it was rather busy.
-My wife's gone to Malawi
-Lilongwe?
-Yes, about 5000 miles
-My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos
-Inkhazi?
-Yes, constantly.
-My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
-Seoul?
-No, R&B
-My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
-Qatar?
-Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks
-My wife had an accident in Slovenia
-Bled?
-like a stuck pig.
-My wife's parents are from Croatia
-Split?
-No, they're still happily married.
-My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
-Singapore?
-Terrible. And the rest of the band sucked too.
-My wife went on a sailing course in Poole
-In Dorset?
-Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.
Sorry.......... 
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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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