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Personjeff juke
17/5/2018 at 4:26pm
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Bloke goes to the docs and says "Doc,you have to help me ive got problems making love".
"I see by your records you have tried every thing thats on the market"Says the doctor.
"Thats true"replied the bloke," But surely there must be some thing out there".
"Well there just might be something "Said the doc "as they have been doing tests with the muscle from an elephants trunk".
"I will try anything i am desperate" replied the bloke.
So after the Op and a months recovery hes off on a date with some one he met on a dating site to a small cafe.
As their sitting at a table his penis comes up and swipes a bun from a plate.
"Did you see that"says the girl."See what"says the bloke.
"Some thing came up from your side of the table and swiped one of those buns off the table and disappeared under your side of the table" said the girl.
"Nope,never saw a thing "says the bloke.
A few minutes later his penis comes up and swipes another bun.
"There it is again"Said the girl."You must have seen that"
Knowing he has been found out the bloke decides to come clean and tells her of his trouble and the operation he had.
"Thats amazing could you do it again "says the girl.
"I could"says the bloke "but i dont think my arse could take another bun

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


Personpnefan
18/5/2018 at 12:24am
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18/5/2018 at 6:40am
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Aah welcome back....I had often wondered where that joke had gone.


PersonMike3003
18/5/2018 at 8:40am
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The old ones are the best. 👍👍😀😀

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Not ALL Newts get p**sed.

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Personmoppetsdad
18/5/2018 at 9:38am
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You've got to hand it to Jeff, he's always doing his bit with this recycling malarkey.

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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


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Personjeff juke
18/5/2018 at 11:08am
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My goodness Stuart is back

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


PersonSGThomas
18/5/2018 at 11:22am
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Well recently your grammar and syntax have been acceptable, so there has been no reason to chide you. Well done Jeff!


Personsteveiem
05/6/2018 at 1:24pm
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V good Jeff

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


Person664DaveS
05/6/2018 at 2:30pm
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