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PersonMike3003
17/8/2018 at 8:36am
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Once upon a time a Prince asked a Princess to marry him. She said NO....................And he lived happily ever after.


Personmoppetsdad
17/8/2018 at 10:28am
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Barrel,, scraping ,, that's ,, the.

Please put the words in an order that makes sense.

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David

    

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And there was no fairy god mother (in law) involved either.


PersonBob61
18/8/2018 at 10:25am
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The scraping barrel that's
The barrel that's scraping
Scraping that's the barrel
Nope...doesn't make sense.


Personmoppetsdad
18/8/2018 at 10:36am
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Quote: Originally posted by Bob61 on 18/8/2018
The scraping barrel that's
The barrel that's scraping
Scraping that's the barrel
Nope...doesn't make sense.



Keep trying bob, with a bit of luck you'll get there eventually with a bit of luck!   

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


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PersonBob61
18/8/2018 at 10:29pm
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Barrel that's the scraping? Nope.


PersonMike3003
19/8/2018 at 4:56pm
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Try this one Bob:

UKCS, joke, ever, best, on. 👍😀


PersonBob61
19/8/2018 at 5:22pm
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Never best joke on UKCS...er...oh...sorry that should be 'ever'


Personrustyfrog
22/8/2018 at 2:49pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 17/8/2018
Once upon a time a Prince asked a Princess to marry him. She said NO....................And he lived happily ever after.


...and went fishing, played golf, drove a sports car, stayed late with his mates, filled the fridge with beer, farted and belched when he wanted, had the remote control to himself, left the toilet seat up and, and, and..................



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Personmoppetsdad
22/8/2018 at 2:56pm
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Then he woke up and realised he was only dreaming!

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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


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Personrustyfrog
25/8/2018 at 11:11pm
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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 22/8/2018
Then he woke up and realised he was only dreaming!


Ah Well!


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I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left - Seasick Steve 2008



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