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PersonMike3003
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An old uncle of mine was a pro Wrestler, fighting wrestlers from all over the world.

Not long before he died I asked him who was the most fearsome Wrestler he had fought “that’s easy” he replied “Ivan the Cosack”. Now even I had heard about “Ivan the Cosack” he had crushed many men, bending them in half with the “Cosack Crush”

“How did you do uncle?” I asked “I beat him! The only man outside of Russia to do so”. “Wow, But did he not get you in the Cosack Crush uncle” I asked “Well yes he did, and I thought I was done for until I saw a big hairy pair of balls dangling right in front of my face”. “ Did you bite his balls uncle?”

“Yes I did, as hard as I could lad” came the reply “I bet he let you go then uncle”. Uncle looked me straight in the eye and said. “Not really lad, but you would be surprised what strength you sum up when you bite your own balls!” 😳😳




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I WOULD NOT CLASS THAT A JOKE


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As a female I would🤣


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Look out Mike ,Jeff will be after you, it was originally a Billy Connolly joke Ivan the Terrible , still funny tho


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Do not mock it until you have tried it.


It really, really hurts and also puts your back out


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PersonMike3003
06/11/2018 at 9:18am
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Quote: Originally posted by kennyboy14 on 06/11/2018
Look out Mike ,Jeff will be after you, it was originally a Billy Connolly joke Ivan the Terrible , still funny tho


I think Jeff has hibernated for the winter.

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Personkennyboy14
06/11/2018 at 1:36pm
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Or writing a new joke book


Personjeff juke
08/11/2018 at 11:48am
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Sorry ive been absent but,it was just the thought of they big hairy balls that put me off

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


PersonMike3003
09/11/2018 at 9:43am
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Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 08/11/2018
Sorry ive been absent but,it was just the thought of they big hairy balls that put me off


Just had mine waxed Jeff! Looks like a couple of boiled eggs in my boxers. 😳😳

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“Semper Fidelis”


Personmoppetsdad
09/11/2018 at 11:03am
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Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 09/11/2018
Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 08/11/2018
Sorry ive been absent but,it was just the thought of they big hairy balls that put me off


Just had mine waxed Jeff! Looks like a couple of boiled eggs in my boxers. 😳😳


What did you use. Mister Sheen then?


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PersonMike3003
09/11/2018 at 1:50pm
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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 09/11/2018
Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 09/11/2018
Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 08/11/2018
Sorry ive been absent but,it was just the thought of they big hairy balls that put me off


Just had mine waxed Jeff! Looks like a couple of boiled eggs in my boxers. 😳😳


What did you use. Mister Sheen then?



Cilit Bang.

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“Semper Fidelis”


PersonGram
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Be careful when waxing....

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Personjeff juke
10/11/2018 at 2:13pm
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Are you looking for that sort of thing or do you just come across them Gram

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JEFF................



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