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07/1/2019 at 4:57pm
 Location: Leiston Suffolk
 Outfit: Bailey Indiana Vauxhall Antara
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I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.



He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed.



I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.



"I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage. ”



I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? ”



"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was granted parole."

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07/1/2019 at 5:44pm
 Location: The foot hills of no
 Outfit:  A full biohazard su
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Nice but also so true, I was thinking of using one as a retirement home when the need arises

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


08/1/2019 at 10:20am
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You have to do something really bad to get into Her Majesty's hotels.


08/1/2019 at 10:37am
 Location: The foot hills of no
 Outfit:  A full biohazard su
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Quote: Originally posted by Bob61 on 08/1/2019
You have to do something really bad to get into Her Majesty's hotels.



   I'm sure I could managed that Bob if I really needed to.

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


08/1/2019 at 11:09am
 Location: Belfast
 Outfit: Elddis Avante 574 BMW X1
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Some of the so-called jokes on this forum, should get certain people locked up

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08/1/2019 at 1:00pm
 Location: NE Scotland
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08/1/2019 at 2:04pm
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Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 08/1/2019
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I sort of lost my sense of humour after about two minutes of watching


10/1/2019 at 9:09am
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Quote: Originally posted by Bob61 on 08/1/2019
Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 08/1/2019
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I sort of lost my sense of humour after about two minutes of watching



Well done! You lasted about 1min 30 sec longer than I did!!!



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