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PersonThe Bimblers
27/1/2019 at 12:09pm
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It snowed last night.
0800; Made a snowman.

0810; Feminist walked past and said it was sexist and there should be a snow woman.

0815; Made a snow woman.

0817; Feminist complained about the voluptuous chest and said I was objectifying women.

0820; Transgender man/woman/person walked up and enquires why no snow person with detachable parts.

0825; Vegan neighbour complains about carrot nose because vegetables are food and not decoration.

0828; Muslim neighbour complains that snow woman is not wearing a burka.

0840; Police arrived and said that someone had been offended.

0842; Feminist neighbour complained that snow woman's broomstick should be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

0845; Council Equality Officer arrived threatening to evict me.

0850; TV news crew from Channel 4 arrive and asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow women.I replied snowballs. Now I'm accused of sexism.

0900; On Channel 4 news I'm reported as a suspected terrorist racist homophobic sensibility offender taking advantage of bad weather.

0920; Far left protestors, offended by everything, march down my street calling for me to be beheaded.





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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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PersonJimff5
27/1/2019 at 5:34pm
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If the snowperson was white, you might be racist!

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JimF



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