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PersonMike3003
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I have a suspicion that my wife is putting glue on my collection of old English shotguns.

I have had it out with her but she continues to deny it..............But I am sticking to my guns.

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Not ALL Newts get p**sed.

“Semper Fidelis”


PersonSGThomas
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If she denies it loudly, you may need to
Silence ‘er.

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PersonSteve Batch
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give her both barrells

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Steve Batch


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That's the result of a shotgun marriage.

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Bernie


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Personoxter
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Quote: Originally posted by Steve Batch on 10/3/2019
give her both barrells


Just muzzle her.

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playing at tinkies


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get "shot of her"

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stevie1


Personoxter
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Yeah, give her the bullet.

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Personjeff juke
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I dont understand what your aiming for

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


Personoxter
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Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 10/3/2019
I have a suspicion that my wife is putting glue on my collection of old English shotguns.

I have had it out with her but she continues to deny it..............But I am sticking to my guns.


Dexter cleans glue off his guns guns with gun oil, you could always “copy dex”

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playing at tinkies


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PersonHacksaw Bob
11/3/2019 at 5:28pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 10/3/2019
I have a suspicion that my wife is putting glue on my collection of old English shotguns.



May have been well-intentioned - had you broken them?


Personmoppetsdad
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Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 10/3/2019
Yeah, give her the bullet.



   I think he's stuck with her now!

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!



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