I was sitting in a bar having a quiet drink when a gorgeous, well dressed woman in her mid 50's came and sat next to me.
In an exited jolly manner she said, "Hi Kev, it's been years since I seen you. How are you?"
Rather bewildered I replied, "I think you have me mistaken for someone else my dear, my name isn't Kevin".
"Come on" she said, "Your'e having me on. We used to live round the corner from each other about 30 years ago and we went out on a date a few times. Well, if it's not you then you must have a double".
"Okay" I said... "Make it a Whisky!"