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I saw my mate walking down the road holding hands with a fat bird,“Is she your girlfriend?”, I asked.
“Yes, what gave it away?” he said.“The zoo, by the look of it”.
I’m not saying you’re a slut, sweetheart, but even the label on your knickers says Next.
Before going to the hairdressers, my wife asked me what cut would suit her best.
Apparently “a power cut” wasn’t the right answer.
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Next week I start my new job in a clothing factory lifting boxes of shirts, so I hope the name calling will stop
Just been offered a job at an Ice Cream factory, but I turned it down.I don’t like working on Sundaes.
I only eat Vegan. They’re easy to catch and don’t put up much of a fight.
Just got a new job at a guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there shortly.
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What’s your pet hate? It doesn’t like my finger up its bum.
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If you’re wrong and stay silent, you’re wise. If you’re right and stay silent, you’re married.
I paid £25 for a taxi to the Laundrette. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners.
I’ve just bought a new car. It came with an airbag and a spoiler: the wife and her mother.
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