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Personpnefan
via mobile 28/11/2019 at 5:34pm
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I’ve just read that the average person has sex 127 times a year. My December is going to be AWESOME!.

 To my Ex in-laws: don’t tell me how to raise my kids. I’ve tried living with one of yours’ and have seen your work.

 The bloke who was killed by a shark while on honeymoon didn’t suffer long. He’d only been married 10 days.

 Sexual position of the month: The Brexit. You say you’ll pull out, but you don’t.

 Have you noticed that the number of “men are rubbish” posts have decreased recently? Must be coming up to Christmas.

 Grandma once said that you have to hug people. Even if it’s just to know how big to make the hole in your back-yard.

 Did you hear about the Chameleon that couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction.

 My friend has a fetish where he likes to dip his nads in hot liquid. Not my cup of tea, though.

 Watching a nature programme and just seen two male lions taking it in turns to shag each other.

I can't help but think. "Have they no pride?"

 What’s all this Black Friday rubbish? When I was a kid, the only Black Friday we knew was on a desert island with Robinson Crusoe!

 Single Men: Pretend you've got a girlfriend by looking fed up and standing outside Primark by yourself.

 One guy said to the other guy "did you know that lions have sex up to ten times a day!" The other guy said "Bugger, I've just joined Rotary!"

 I think Midwives deserve more respect. They really help people out.


Personmoppetsdad
28/11/2019 at 8:34pm
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Very good, some crackers you've got there, nice to hear some new up to date ones.

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


PersonSGThomas
29/11/2019 at 4:11pm
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I asked my wife if I wasth only one she had been with.
Yes she replied, all the others were 9 or 10



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