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Personpnefan
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I had amnesia once - or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a motorway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
like a nail.

A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his pants off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?


Personmoppetsdad
15/12/2019 at 7:02am
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Is it true what they say about Dixie, and who the hell is this Dixie in the first place????

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Personoxter
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There’s actually no such word as gullible in the dictionary.

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playing at tinkies


PersonBob61
15/12/2019 at 9:47am
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Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 15/12/2019
There’s actually no such word as gullible in the dictionary.


I'm not even going to look


Persontango55
15/12/2019 at 10:39pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Bob61 on 15/12/2019
Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 15/12/2019
There’s actually no such word as gullible in the dictionary.


I'm not even going to look


That sounds like a logical answer if ever there was one.


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Personles8366
16/12/2019 at 6:36am
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I have the one thing money can't buy - poverty


PersonSGThomas
16/12/2019 at 8:32am
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Why is there anything in a tin of evaporated milk?


PersonBob61
21/12/2019 at 9:59am
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There is always something in a tin...air, bacteria...to name but three.


Personmoppetsdad
21/12/2019 at 1:51pm
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Why do TV presenters and news readers always say things like "See you later/tomorrow" When in all my years not one has called round to see me?

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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


PersonBob61
21/12/2019 at 7:58pm
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They are watching you watching them watching you!



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