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Personjeff juke
20/4/2020 at 1:25pm
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Guys waiting for his wife to give birth.Sitting in the fahers waiting room a doctor comes out and asks if he can have a word with him.

"Ive got bad news"said the doc,"Im sorry to say this to you but,your baby has no hands, feet, infact,it has no body.Its just a head on a pillow".

At this point the guy just breaks down."And thats not the worse"said the doc,"Its deaf".
                                                                             

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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Nah! Sorry jeff but not funny,, must do better next time!

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The good news is, we've had a whip round
and bought him a hat


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