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via mobile 16/5/2020 at 8:36pm
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A young lady on the news this morning ,reporting about football returning .
Stated that during the break ,the footballers would
Have to have their
" Balls Disinfected"   Yikes
. Me thinks
Une faire gaffe .
Cor blimey Charlie .
She did not realise what she had just said .
Whoops lots of Guffaws
Behind the scenes.



via mobile 17/5/2020 at 12:06am
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via mobile 22/5/2020 at 8:57pm
 Location: Cheshire
 Outfit:  Coleman Novae x 2. + Helium force 10
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"Our balls are sticky"

'Would you Adam an Eve It'

Premier league players are complaining that the
disinfectant that is been
sprayed on their balls !!!!!!!!
has reacted in the hot weather causing the surface to become tacky and affects movement .
Oh what a shame , the poor little peeps .
What a c*** Up tee hee   



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