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No ones been posting in this section for a while so that I'd add a post
"Lexiphile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can
tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish",
"To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can
create the best original lexiphile.
THIS YEAR’S SUBMISSIONS:
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic? It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but
I'd swear I've never met herbivore.
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can
stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's
all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully
recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed???
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
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Topic: Lexiphile
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