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Person664DaveS
via mobile 16/12/2020 at 7:19pm
 Location: Shropshire
 Outfit: Bailey Phoenix GT 75 View 664DaveS's Profile View Profile   Reply to 664DaveS Reply   Quote 664DaveS Quote  
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3 men die on Xmas eve,to get into heaven St Peter says " you must have something on you that represents Xmas."
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says its a candle."St Peter let him in.
The Welshman jingles his car keys and says" they are sleighbells". He is let in.
The Irish man produces a G string and bra. St Peter says" how on earth do these represent xmas?"
Paddy says" they're Carols!"


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DS-There's more to life than football!!!


Person664DaveS
via mobile 17/12/2020 at 11:27am
 Location: Shropshire
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Why can't Mary come to UK?
Because all Virgin Flights are cancelled!

Why hasn't Boris made his Xmas cake?
He doesn't know how many tiers it will have!

How will Xmas Dinner be different after brexit?
No Brussels!

I'll get my coat


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DS-There's more to life than football!!!


Personoxter
via mobile 17/12/2020 at 3:58pm
 Location: NE Scotland
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Eat Sprout to Help Out.

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playing at tinkies


Personpnefan
via mobile 17/12/2020 at 7:35pm
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