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 I need level pitches, and peace and quiet.

I like a campfire. I have a dog so I'd like to take him too.

Fantastic views.Hot showers with no queues.

Don't need hook up's or bingo halls,

Don't like a swimming pool or crowds.

That's about it.-

Regards,

Helen

peace and quiet, no road noise.

tweeting birds and bunnies.

dog walks, clean showers, lots of room between pitches

a shady tree next to our pitch

babbling brook/stream in front of our pitch to dip our toes in

shop selling cool beers/cider

Hot showers with plenty of space to move about, somewhere to put your clothes so they don't get wet, heating in shower block when required (and it quite often is in Scotland).

A level site with plenty of space, nice landscaping - I don't like campsites that are basically just open fields, I like the odd tree here and there, hedges and shrubbery for privacy and natural windbreakers!  Erm ...

Somewhere in the country but near enough to "things to do" if we want to do them.  A wee shop on site for essentials.  Friendly, accommodating wardens.  Friendly, considerate fellow campers.  No midgies.  No traffic noise. 

Mine is different from those listed so far and am interested if there is anybody like me as I appear to be in the minority.

An empty field..... A tap....... stunning scenery..... No roads....... Groups of say 4 campers..... A shower would be nice..... and a chemical disposal point.  No electricity is good and NO LOOs because it tends to keep the crowds away. Quite good if the shower look a bit shabby on the outside as that keeps the crowds away also as long as clean inside.  Grass not too trimmed, a field rather than a manicured site.  No lights so it gets really dark at night and you can see the stars..... Shaded area would be good.

A communal camp bonfire area is good too...

Like a couple happy kids and like a nice friendly mutt or two as they provide pleasant entertainment. No television (at least not so I can hear it). 

You might think this is a bit wierd......

I love sights that are hard to find and you get lost a couple of times on the way.  When you get there then you really feel as though you are at somewhere special!

As for wishes etc,  how about, you arrive at the site and go to the reception.  You're taken to your very big pitch, then 4 scantily clad beauties erect your tent perfectly and unpack all your little fiddly bits like that new cooker that needs all sorts doing to it.  They then cook the perfect camping tea of tinned spuds, tinned steak and tinned veg with a big wedge of freshly baked bread oh and of course a pint of carslberg.....

If only carlsberg ran camping sites.

Somewhere i can take my dog and not get looked down on because god forbid i have a dog

Somewhere i can take my kids and not get looked down on because god forbid i have kids

Somewhere i can't here the bloke next door snoring at 11 oclock because he has pitched his tent so close to me

Somewhere i can go with the aforementioned dog and kids and get a meal when i don't feel like cooking

Somewhere i can get a cold beer again with the above kids and dog

Apart form that im quiet easy going really

Quote: Originally posted by beezers on 20/7/2006

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Think I`m going against the tide here but I would like a site with some nice, friendly kids on so my two would have company.

I would also like as level a pitch as possible, nice CLEAN showers etc especially if you can get those with loo and sink enclosed with it.

A nice family bar, with some form of entertainment on at night for when we decide to stray from the side of our tent and beer that don`t cost the earth.

Plenty of nice scenery and things to do in the area.

EXCELLENT weather and errrrrr, if I think of anything else I will let you know!

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Quote: I find that to many showers dont have shelves or some where to keep your clothes dry.

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Too right! I think i have only ever found one campsite that has them

A good size level pitch, friendly neighbours and a bar within staggering distance (or an off licence).

I'm easily pleased !