after a disasterous week at a so - called best of british site in dover, who's name i shall not reveal, me and the missus were wondering what criteria camp sites need to attain to achieve this status?
we have been on lots of their sites over the years but i'm sorry to say this particular one failed expectations miserably!
1st off there was no pitch as such allocated for us "just find somewhere" we were informed on arrival, which automatically sent alarm bells ringing, then we were accompanied by the neighbours from hell, you know those who insist they have the best music tastes? and are damned well sure you are going to listen to it too! and every other word used in their vocabulary was straight from an episode of the osbornes, in fact i reckon ozzy himself would of cringed.
then we had the overnighters who arrive at 11.00pm onwards, or those who need to catch an early ferry but felt it polite to let the rest of the field know they were leaving, yeah thanx for the 4.00am call
now i know quite afew of you might read this and think what a snobby ******** far from it......i'm just an ordinary bloke with an ordinary wife who both work full time and happen to look forward to 2weeks break, which in general over previous years we have been fortunate enough to obtain.
so be warned anyone who is thinking of heading to dover with the intention of a week or 2 of peace and quiet relaxation, cos the next time if ever i head to dover it will be to catch a ferry!
( oh did i mention the railway track that runs adjacent to the campsite?)
------------- "cos i'm as free as a bird"
ronnie van zant
15-01-48 - 20-10-77
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