I thought I would share some experiences I have had which I've found frustrating or amusing whilst backpacking.
The first happened today, I have been getting in some practice for doing the Anglesey Costal Walk in May, walking along the local footpath. As its an old railway line there is a nice halfway point where an old station used to be and I usually stop there and have some lunch. Today as I was munching away a man came past with two dogs, one of whom seemed interested in my rucksack. As it was slightly behind me and the man sharply called the dog off pretty quick I didn't think too much of it.
Five minutes later I turn around to put away a few things in the rucksack only to find the mutt has urinated all over the top of the rucksack adding a wonderful smell to it that no amount of wiping down got rid of. By the time I'd finished that I could see the man returning down the path. I know for a fact that he must have seen what the dog was doing because he wasn't too far away when he shouted at it. Also when he realised I was still there he hastily put the dogs on a lead. At no point however did he think it polite to come over and apologise.
I get quite a lot of amused/confused stares when I've been walking because there aren't many campsites near this part of Liverpool. The best were two policemen on bikes that I passed yesterday. I think they expected me to set up the tent in the middle of the footpath the moment their backs were turned. My other favourite was walking around Sainsburys (I'd forgotten to pack sandwiches and one is near the route) since I don't imagine they get that many people wandering around with a fully packed rucksack on their back (not that this stopped some woman pushing her trolley into the back of me at the checkout because I didn't move far enough forward so that she could get her precious shopping on the belt 10 seconds faster though).
So anyway, what has been your weirdest/funniest experiences whilst backpacking or hiking?
Weirdly, walking around in London with a backpack gets no weird looks as you just merge into the sea of Euro-students with huge packs. That said they don't know to not wear a pack on the tube - you won't be able to turn round without clouting somebody - that I do know...
My exploits have been fairly mild in weirdness. Since I'm such a townie, if there's a bog, stream, river or just a hole I tend to fall in. Have now got bog extrication down to a T. Squirrels eat my food constantly despite my best endeavours - a Morrisons bag ain't as tough as they used to be.
I remember walking along a footpath once with a field a little below it to one side. It had been raining pretty heavily that week and the grass was waterlogged. I slipped but figured that since the path was only about 6 inches above the field I could just put my foot down and regain my balance. That was when I sank down into water up to my knees. I was new to walking at this time so didn't have any waterproofs on.
A short while later I found myself on a country lane that came to a dip filled with water. I looked at the walking guide and realised that to go around this would mean a 2 mile detour, to go through it meant a 20 yard wade. I was already wet and reasoned that I'd dry soon as it was pretty sunny, so I sloshed through and carried on.
Then the heavens opened making sure the trousers I was wearing stayed soaking wet and the fleece I was wearing was soaked through by the time I'd finished.
So you can imagine how I felt when I got home and my Dad asked me if I'd been swimming...
We once camped at the bottom of a slope in a hollow on a hill, which was sheltered from the wind by the hill.
After going out for the night, during which it had started to rain, we returned to find that the path we had walked up only hours before, was now a rather wet and muddy slide, and although getting down to the tent was not hard, was rather too quick for my liking, since my feet gave way and I sailed down to the tent in short order, my partner doing the same, with me giving her a soft landing.
Not backpacking, but once (long ago) on a school geography field trip I put my bag down in dog poo and didn't realise, ended up with it all down my side and the smell... needless to say, I wasn't very popular!
I was camped at the lovely Mandale Farm Campsite in the Peak District one time. It was only April, but the site was already pretty busy. During the night there was a severe storm, but I slept right through it. Next morning when I poked my head out, the field was deserted, everyone had evacuated in the middle of the night in their cars. There were damaged poles and camping chairs strewn across the site and tents flapping on the barb wire fences. It was pretty weird because I didn't feel a thing!
I was camping alone and high up (7000feet) in the dolomites on the alta via one. You are not supposed to pitch tents in the national park ( on the spot fines ) so I waited till dusk so that there would be no wardens around. I found a lovely pitch and all the pegs just pushed in nicely.
As I lay there about to go to sleep I could hear this sound in the distance and it was slowly coming closer. Bells. Before long the tent was surrounded by this herd of about 20 alpine cattle. Although they were not as big as ours they were still a lot bigger than my little tent.
I tried everything to get rid of them - walking back to the track, shooing them, even throwing lighted matches at them. I must of only slept a couple of hours as I could hear them frollicking around and imagined one of them tripping over a guy and landing on top of me.
I got up at about six and a couple were trying to lick me as I packed up and they sniffed and licked the flat rock where I cooked my porridge. They were quite sweet really but just curious.