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Subject Topic: Deaden the noise of number 1s
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PersonHEJC72
25/7/2009 at 9:59am
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Just sing very loudly!!!!!17

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Personalan29
25/7/2009 at 11:33am
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Why worry, we all have to wee. If you couldn't wee - that would be something serious to worry about.


PersonIzbiz
25/7/2009 at 11:42am
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Enjoy the walk to the toilet block in the night, look at the stars etc.  Where we camp on the Brittany coast we all love looking at the lighthouses, lights from marker buoys out at sea, stars, satellites etc.  We never use torches, as it is all to easy to shine them into other people's tents/faces  - your eyes get used to the dark.


Personfatbloke28
25/7/2009 at 3:31pm
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take a whoopy cushion and pretend its number two's dropping a banana onto the groundsheet after groaning (several times)should fool that overhearing neighbour.
making the sound nnnnnngggg will fool him for sure and you will get a look of sympathy next morning.
a great ice breaker

dragging a bucket (dragging mind)to the loos next morning will make sure your spoken about kindly


Personhappy campers14
25/7/2009 at 4:05pm
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wood based cat litter for us, soaks it up so no worry of spills

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PersonSimon W
25/7/2009 at 4:31pm
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Quote: Originally posted by simon23 on 24/7/2009
one more glass of wine so your in a coma and dont wake till morning then run like maed to toilets

Yes Im in that camp too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  17

You could always take a hose pipe - oops - sorry no - thats for us blokes !!!



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Persondumb blonde
25/7/2009 at 9:15pm
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you must know the couples pretty well to be camping with them,so dont worry,do your bizz and make a joke of it,they are in the same position17


Persongenie04
25/7/2009 at 9:48pm
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well...I discovered that contrary to hovering over the half filled loo ( bucket ) trying to widdle down the side.... as I used to do ( stil noisy ) - if you have a rotund bum ( or even if you don't !! )...then actually sit tight on the loo ( bucket )...seal any gaps - and this has the effect of drowing out the sound.  Try it.  it works.


PersonGareth29
25/7/2009 at 10:08pm
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Buy one of those remote control 'fart boxes' and hide it in their tent, when you go for a wee keep pressing the remote to drown out your sound with the sound of trumps coming from their tent, a bargain at £9.99!


PersonCliff n Pat
26/7/2009 at 8:40am
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Quote: Originally posted by genie04 on 25/7/2009
well...I discovered that contrary to hovering over the half filled loo ( bucket ) trying to widdle down the side.... as I used to do ( stil noisy ) - if you have a rotund bum ( or even if you don't !! )...then actually sit tight on the loo ( bucket )...seal any gaps - and this has the effect of drowing out the sound.  Try it.  it works.

All well & good but if you fart do you spin round on the seat like a hovercraft.


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william200200
26/7/2009 at 4:47pm
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ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! My OH has no problems letting the whole campsite hear his farts that me having a loud wee pales into significance!!!!!!


PersonStonehouse
26/7/2009 at 4:50pm
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PMSL, i just had to post on this just cos it all made me laugh!!

Inceidentally we have a khampa Khazi for emergency only!  I try and walk to the block before we call it a night, im more taked about for walking about i PJs than my noisy wee's!!


Persongenie04
26/7/2009 at 5:14pm
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cliff n pat....I don't do things like that.  Uncouth. 17  Always find it revolting having to listen to camping neighbours do it aswell.  There's accidentally doing it and there's forcing out farts and belches every five minutes just for the heck of it.  Very unsophisticated.


PersonHT James
26/7/2009 at 5:23pm
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I don't have an answer to the OP, but I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thank you all for lifting my mood on a very gloomy Sunday afternoon.

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Quote: Originally posted by genie04 on 26/7/2009
cliff n pat....I don't do things like that.  Uncouth. <IMG border=0 align=absMiddle src="https://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/chatter/forum_images/smiley2.gif" alt=17>  Always find it revolting having to listen to camping neighbours do it aswell.  There's accidentally doing it and there's forcing out farts and belches every five minutes just for the heck of it.  Very unsophisticated.

THANK YOU!!!! Just shown my OH this so he knows what our unfortunate neighbours are having to put up with! But i will try to wee quieter in future now!!!


Personblacklagoon
29/7/2009 at 8:18pm
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thank you all for these excellent tips and advice.they will certainly stop any more embarrassing night time scenarios.

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