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21/9/2009 at 7:50pm
 Location: sunderland
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letter in cycling mag that i read.... a couple decided to spend their hols this year taking their camper van to france to coincide with the tour de france cyling race. They arrived at their preferred destination - alpe d'huez - a couple of days early to ensure a good spot for them to spectate, many other campers were already there and there were lots of festivities etc until late at night.One night they left the party and retired to their camper around midnight, still hearing the music and laughter of the others still enjoying themselves.They were awoken early in the morning by a noise outside their camper,but upon looking through the blinds they could not see anything so just imagined it was some late revellers returning to their outfits.
In the morning they ventured from the camper van to discover a long length of tubing and a green plastic fuel container,alongside a big puddle of vomit beside their camper, putting 2 and 2 together they realised that the noise they heard was someone trying to siphon their fuel, but for some reason they had mistakingly inserted the tube into the toilet waste cassette......brilliant!!

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21/9/2009 at 7:55pm
 Location: Bolton Lancs
 Outfit: Tent & Toyota Granvia
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Yuck! 17

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21/9/2009 at 8:16pm
 Location: DURHAM
 Outfit: Mondeo TItanium 140 Avondale Mayfly 25
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CLASS, serves them right ha ha


21/9/2009 at 9:09pm
 Location: Redditch Worcestershire
 Outfit: Mooveo Motorhome F camper & Static
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Love it, serves em right



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21/9/2009 at 9:16pm
 Location: None Entered
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Pmsl that is mint!!


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21/9/2009 at 9:22pm
 Location: bolton
 Outfit: freada compass rally
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Quote: Originally posted by brin101 on 21/9/2009
letter in cycling mag that i read.... a couple decided to spend their hols this year taking their camper van to france to coincide with the tour de france cyling race. They arrived at their preferred destination - alpe d'huez - a couple of days early to ensure a good spot for them to spectate, many other campers were already there and there were lots of festivities etc until late at night.One night they left the party and retired to their camper around midnight, still hearing the music and laughter of the others still enjoying themselves.They were awoken early in the morning by a noise outside their camper,but upon looking through the blinds they could not see anything so just imagined it was some late revellers returning to their outfits.
In the morning they ventured from the camper van to discover a long length of tubing and a green plastic fuel container,alongside a big puddle of vomit beside their camper, putting 2 and 2 together they realised that the noise they heard was someone trying to siphon their fuel, but for some reason they had mistakingly inserted the tube into the toilet waste cassette......brilliant!!
thats brilliant we havin a great laugh about itrk01_vomitareTrilly-77-24


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21/9/2009 at 9:33pm
 Location: Lancashire
 Outfit: Caravan now Sold
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campers 1 robbers 0 good result.

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21/9/2009 at 10:28pm
 Location: Shopshire
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17 so funny though    17



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21/9/2009 at 11:35pm
 Location: Barnsley south yorks
 Outfit:  Sorento XS Coachman Pastiche 2008
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heheheheheeheh..........justice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wishing everyone,,,,what you would wish for yourselves x


22/9/2009 at 9:04am
 Location: Polesworth Warwickshire
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They obviously gave the thieves a bit of a mouthful!

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22/9/2009 at 9:23am
 Location: Deepcut Surrey
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Love it, revenge of the camper van 17 Bet they won't brag about that one. People might say they are talking s*it!!!!!!!

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22/9/2009 at 9:46am
 Location: Polesworth Warwickshire
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Quote: Originally posted by scanky on 22/9/2009
Love it, revenge of the camper van 17 Bet they won't brag about that one. People might say they are talking s*it!!!!!!!
Could even say the thieves were 'trying to take the p*ss' !!! 17

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22/9/2009 at 2:42pm
 Location: Lancashire
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That story's an oldie but a, erm, goldie!

See here



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22/9/2009 at 3:45pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Viggo on 22/9/2009

That story's an oldie but a, erm, goldie!

See here


Oh, Viggo, that's took the shine off the story now.

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22/9/2009 at 4:16pm
 Location: West Midlands
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Lol if its true!


22/9/2009 at 4:22pm
 Location: Nottingham
 Outfit:  Swift Freestyle S2
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hope its true. Its alright getting your own back but not someone elses lol.

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