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25/2/2010 at 10:39pm
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Thought that would get your attention!!!

I went down to TESCO today to see if the Caravan magazine was in. I don't know the sale date but thought it was about the end of the month. Its always in the same place on the rack in TESCOs so I was stood there  looking for it. Old Practical Caravan Magazines were there and Caravan should be just under that mag. A friend tapped me on the shoulder and said "Hello Phil, Looking for a mucky magazine then?" "How dure you....how very dure you" I thought. Then I realised that the place for Caravan was right next to the mucky mags. The ones with half naked women on the front etc....

Sheepishly left TESCOs and thought I would wander up to Morrisons to see if they had it in. Lo and behold where it should be at Morrisons was right next to those mags!!! OMG I can't stand here too long looking to see if it is in. Just felt someone behind me nudging their friend saying "Thats the bloke in TESCOs who looks at the front pages of those girlie mags!"

Do they stack Caravan next to those mags in your Supermarket so you have to get in quick, pick it up and dash to the counter before you are spotted?

Why can't life be simple?

Phil



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25/2/2010 at 10:52pm
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25/2/2010 at 10:54pm
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I agree ! when I have gone for my copy of razzle I have seen practical Caravan next to it ! hope nobody noticed me looking a that dirty looking pegasus ! LOL

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25/2/2010 at 10:56pm
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25/2/2010 at 11:17pm
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pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!


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25/2/2010 at 11:20pm
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Hi Phil, your a tease, they may be put there so you buy the caravan mag, to cover the girlie mag, and increase sales, not be able to pass caravan mags now on off chance that some one i know says, Oh! are you into the top shelf stuff now. See what you started.

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25/2/2010 at 11:46pm
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Well sumats got to be next to the girlie mags,why shouldn't we have a bit of an ogle? Just like the fella on his soap box who said "What we need to do is get all the prostitutes off the streets and drive them underground"and someone shouted"That's right favour the miners again"Why shouldn't caravaner's have some sexy favours

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26/2/2010 at 5:52am
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Why not merge the two mags?We could have sections like 'how long is yours'....'legs up or down'.... 'pitch your tent here' and show us your balls(tow)

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26/2/2010 at 6:55am
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Lol we must be posh in the east midlands our supermarkets dont stock such filth have to drive 5 miles to get one (caravan magazine)

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26/2/2010 at 7:00am
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Dreadnought!! What about us ladies - its me who reads the caravan mags in our house!


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26/2/2010 at 7:41am
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So funny. Us caravanners are a filthy lot!

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26/2/2010 at 7:47am
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I have to go out again today as the mag should be out now. Will have to pretend to look at the birthday cards and just peer over the top of the birthday card rack to see where the Caravan mag is and then up, grab and pay before anyone notices.

I wonder if supermarkets are getting a bit like Amazon...Persons who bought the Caravan magazine also bought......



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26/2/2010 at 8:05am
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haha, making my chuckle on a friday morning! Just what is needed on a very dark, wet friday morning before going to work! You may have to go through this for a few days yet. Don't know what date the mag is our but PC is out on 3rd March! You'll be watched on store cameras!



26/2/2010 at 8:08am
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Oh blast - in reading this post i forgot my porridge was on the stove! Now got burnt porridge! What a start to Friday!



26/2/2010 at 8:35am
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BBC news this morning reported on the terrible way children are exposed to sex nowadays............no concern expressed for us caravanners being targetted!

 

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26/2/2010 at 8:52am
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im going to have a look even though i dont buy caravan mag, i buy the campers....



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