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13/7/2010 at 11:34pm
Location: Sussex Outfit: Swift 645 Elegance - Range Rover Sport
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Well why does it happen to me......had the wife and kids in fits this evening
I decided to give the thetford removable waste tank a clean this evening and put the tank cleaner in, filed with warm water gave it a good shake to agitate it, thought I would check that it was full right up so whilst it was on the garage floor pulled the blade back...........Why didn't I think that it foams / expands with warm water under pressure. Whooosshhh straight in my face up my nose, in my mouth , eyes and hair.
I have been scrubbing my face all evening with detergent, antibacterial soap etc and lost count how many times scrubbed teeth and mouth, Good job I have a rule no no.2's in the caravan toilet (at least I hope they stick to the rules).!
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13/7/2010 at 11:54pm
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full of crap, ive done almost the same but not in the mouth though.
mike
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14/7/2010 at 9:27am
Location: Shropshire North Wales borders Outfit: Adria Win
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Hope you didn't swalllow any of it!
------------- Caz
If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, just keep going till you go round the bend.
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14/7/2010 at 9:42am
Location: Herts Outfit: Conway Classic Trio 2004
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ooh yuck. You should have insisted that they all gave you a huge kiss to make up for it lol
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14/7/2010 at 10:08am
Location: Blackburn Lancashire Outfit: Coachman Laser 650 and Discovery
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You have to remember there's always someone who breaks the rules.
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14/7/2010 at 10:35am
Location: Polesworth Warwickshire Outfit: Bailey Unicorn III Valencia (LR Disco)
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OMG. That reminds me of another toilet story. Went to the storeage some years ago - actually it was on Christmas Eve. Realized I hadn't drained the water down so thought I had better go and do it. Well, the sound of all that water.....well I was absolutely desperate so just had to use the facilities. While being especially relieved and in awe of the facilities that lay before me, my glassed slipped of my nose and before I had chance to take a sharp intake of breathe, landed safely... down the hole in the bottom of the toilet. Try as I might to retrieve them... well there was slightly more chance of hell freezing over. So there was I contently relieved, but up to my arm pits in uri..... (well, u... know what). I left my mobile at home so couln't contact anyone, couldn't see to drive as my glasses were firmly encapsulated within the toilet bottom tank. In the end, I decided to take out the toilet, put it in the back of the car and decided to risk driving home without glasses. Take it that I lived about three mile from our storeage facility, it took me over an hour to drive home, with frequent stops, but in the end made it. I did get my glasses out eventually, but you can image who became the laughing stock at all our Christmas get togethers - especially when we met with our caravanning friends.
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14/7/2010 at 11:51am
Location: Northamptonshire Outfit: Avondale Mayfair Dart 380-2 Ford C-Max
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Last night I spent three hours being violently sick with stomach pains out of this world. This morning I am having more pains through laughing at these posts. I feel a lot better now. I can just imagine it all and keep laughing, sorry.
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14/7/2010 at 12:14pm
Location: Warrington Cheshire Outfit: Vango Tigris 400DLX Trophy Agistar
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I put a post elsewhere on this site re: customer going to the toilet on one of the caravan loos on display in our showroom (actually they let their child widdle in it). We didn't clean it, it went in the rubbish skip.
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14/7/2010 at 12:26pm
Location: Lancashire Outfit: Caravan now Sold
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it has happened to me twice on very hot days.i now open the bade with the seat lid shut.not nice.
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14/7/2010 at 12:39pm
Location: Kent Outfit: ex Caravanner now Static.
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you could have warned me!!! I am currently surfing while eating my lunch!!!
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14/7/2010 at 2:10pm
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Hi, in the Texas store at Wishaw a good few years ago,OH and I looking at bathrooms,noticed a little girl on one of the toilet displays, thinking she was haveing a rest while her mum was talking to the salesman,the little girl got up off toilet adjusted her clothing and tried to flush the loo, then she shouted to her mum,look mum I've done a joby and cant make it go away, here mum must have wished that the ground would open up and swollow her,to cap it all the store was packed with people,the things kids do.
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14/7/2010 at 2:35pm
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Quote: Originally posted by jhsw on 14/7/2010
Hi, in the Texas store at Wishaw a good few years ago,OH and I looking at bathrooms,noticed a little girl on one of the toilet displays, thinking she was haveing a rest while her mum was talking to the salesman,the little girl got up off toilet adjusted her clothing and tried to flush the loo, then she shouted to her mum,look mum I've done a joby and cant make it go away, here mum must have wished that the ground would open up and swollow her,to cap it all the store was packed with people,the things kids do.
...bet she made a rapid exit!!
------------- David
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