Oh - and one more - dont forget, if you need help, or to borrow something youve forgotten, dont be afraid to ask for it, cos most (all?) of us would be only too pleased to help.
Quote: Originally posted by wenz on 28/4/2010
ahhhh no kids(teenagers) going this time so we,l be like couple of youngerstirs ourself...lol well we not over the hill yet(i think)..so looking forward to it now..
Dont worry about what your kids are upto while you are away ,leave them plenty of kitchen roll and carpet shampoo lol
Enjoy the peace
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Dont drive off before you have raised the jockey wheel - I did - £20 odd quid for a new one. Remember to leave hor raps OPEN when the hot water cylinder is filling up or you will get airlocks that are murder to get rid of. Dont leave any food in lockers (bread, rice etc) Field mice WILL know they are there and will probably finish off their feast with your upholstery.
All this advice is based on personal experience
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Don't get stressed - when things go wrong, laugh at them! We do & we've never had a row yet whilst trying to get the awning up or anything else. We've given a few other campers a good laugh too when they've seen our antics but they nearly always offer help or advice once they've stopped laughing (we're still new enough to be allowed to be incompetent with certain things)
If you have an axle lock, when you get on site ensure you have the wheel properly lined up before you level the van and start putting the awning up!!! That incident involved some cussing!!!
DON'T forget about loading weights, nose weights and kerbweights.
DON'T forget to check that the van is hitched up properly, that the lights work, that the tyre pressures are correct and that all doors, windows, lockers and rooflights are shut and locked before departure.
DON'T speed - towing speed limit is often lower than solo limit.
DON'T rely on a sat-nav when towing. Plan your route using a good map.
DON'T forget to flick the Vs whenever you spot Jeremy Clarkson.
DON'T leave your van unattended at service areas. Clarkson will steal it. And then set fire to it.
DON'T forget that the last movement of the van when pitching onsite should be forwards in order to re-engage the brakes after reversing. Pull the van forward onto levelling blocks, don't reverse up them.
DON'T forget to detach breakaway cable before driving the car away when unhitching.
DON'T type "hor raps" when you mean "hot taps" (eh, generalhawk!)
DON'T forget to be friendly ... but not overly friendly ... to your onsite neighbours.
DON'T forget this is meant to be fun.
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Don't forget the beer! Don't forget to pack (!) the family!! Don't forget the cadac - especially if the sun is shining, which is hardly ever! If you forget the caravan you will be in big s**t!! But the best thing to do or, not forget to do is have fun - be it peace and quiet or a party and a riot - the whole point is to escape and have fun - nothing much else matters, except the beer lol
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Don't hold it against your partner if they make the inevitable mistake
Don't put the bedding in an inaccessible place or make the bed BEFORE you go out to the pub.........
don't forget to keep a little note book of the sites you've been on, which are the good pubs,etc- it's handy for when you've done loads of trips and forget!
have a brilliant time and repeat DON'T worry and don't feel embarassed to ask if you don't know something, or have forgotten something- that's how you make friends.
OMG! Hadnt even thought of the consequences of forgetting van keys!! I am so bound to do this at some point I'm always forgetting my keys!
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don't leave your keys on the boot we did that travelled home over the yorkshire moors got to durham services and found them stuck on the bottom of the rear wiper
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