Tony Blair denies Maragret Beckett has a caravan, he says it is a Mobile Unit Communications system (mucs), the water carrier is an Aqua Retaining System or (ars),she is currently searching the country for W.M.Ds ( women wardens demonstrating) of which she will find NONE!!!!!,the guys with her are Fellows Armed Real Targets or (farts) so all you guys out there be careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
I bet Margaret Beckett gets no dents in her caravan from stray balls or kites . Balls shot in exclusion zone around it . Hope she never comes to a regular site i go to ,its on a cliff top and guys float by 30 ft up in paraglider kites .The armed protection officers would think its an aerial assault .
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Do you suffer from an OCD. Obsessive Caravan Disorder.
Can't we send all the unpoular Politicians and so call pop (flop) stars ie the ex Spice Girls in a caravan so they can permanently holiday in space somewhere.
just tried ring my local site too book in for 2 weeks from wednesday and theres only 1 pitch left out of 150!! didnt realise caravanning was so popular at Christmas.
Caravans, motor homes, Tents - whats the difference? these days tents take up the same room if not more that some caravans! We're all the same breed. All like to holiday in the great outdoors. What is it with resentment of caravanners?