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08/5/2009 at 11:06pm
 Location: carlisle
 Outfit: None Entered
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 Some friends of ours have just returned from a short break with a hilarious tale. He went to empty his toilet tank at the CDP only to find it blocked. The site owner was informed and credit given where deserved, he attended to it straight away. When our friend returned to the CDP the owner had his shirt sleeves rolled up and was up to above his elbows in the proverbial s h one t. Not too funny, read on.

 Obviously, the same owner also owned the pub next door. Later that evening when they went to the pub for a bar meal, guess who served up their meal. Aaaargh!!!

 They didn't find it funny but I did. Am I the only person with a wicked sense of humour?



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09/5/2009 at 12:19am
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No - he's just multi-tasking!!

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09/5/2009 at 6:59am
 Location: East Woodhay
 Outfit: Passat TDi and Sprite Alpine :-)
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Was his arm still blue


09/5/2009 at 10:16am
 Location: Herts
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ooh yuck, but yes i laughed lol

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11/5/2009 at 12:37pm
 Location: South Wales
 Outfit: Pageant Provence
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Hope they enjoyed the meal

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Happy days
John


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11/5/2009 at 1:01pm
 Location: West Midlands
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Did they order the sheek kababs [:)]

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11/5/2009 at 1:32pm
 Location: Lancashire
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Was he still wearing the same shirt?

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15/5/2009 at 12:05am
 Location: Berkshire
 Outfit: ABI Jubilee Viceroy-Volvo V70 T5
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And everyone thought they were gravy stains on his shirt sleeves!

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15/5/2009 at 5:36am
 Location: Cannock
 Outfit: Freedom sunseeker and Delta Heron static.
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I think i'll skip the meatballs tonight ta very much

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