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ive just brought 3 personal attack alarms and i will be using a short length of fishing wire and a snap swivel and attach the swivel to the zips then line to attack alarm then if the open the zip it pulls the jack from the alarm and hey presto half a camp site awake with the 105db alarm.

mike

Hi all,  

 i can totally understand how you must feel, i was at a haven site in blackpool middle of july arrived on the sunday woke following morning to find middle awning door  open my lads clothes emptied on dog mat his bag gone as well as 5 boxes of beer that were stored under table in awning, daft dog sleeps in caravan did not hear a thing......

 it made me feel sick that someone had been in my awning & nicked my stuff spent rest of holiday taking everything that could get nicked in the van at night..

 cheers eddy & co

I like the 'wee in the beer bottle' suggestion personally although the laxative is more sneaky and longer lasting  - maybe smear some poo around the bottle top as well

Can you rig a camera up too? I'm sure we would all like to see the pics when they are caught in the act !!

Quote: Originally posted by snifferg on 25/8/2009

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I like the 'wee in the beer bottle' suggestion personally although the laxative is more sneaky and longer lasting 

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 You could keep a vigil of the toilet block.......anyone who is running, walking funny or makes frequent trips becomes a suspect

omg god help him i mean a geordie after one stella is bad but 3

only joking....make sure you dont hurt them to much just enough to make them squeel is plenty.

You don't need laxative put out a few bars of reduced/low sugar or diabetic chocolate. It tastes absolutely lovely creamy and delightful but with one drawback one full bar causes a dicky tummy, Sainsburies do a nice innocent looking bar of it

 Mexican chilli beer would also be a bonus addition to their feast or ordinary beer just rub the bottle tops with chilli or tabasco burnt lips on the way in burnt bottoms on the way out and you will spot them due to their swollen mouths!

A Geordie drinking his beer on a revolving stool with a pump action paintball gun sounds like a good idea- aim well my friend.

Seriously I am horrified for you in 20 odd years of camping never ever had this hope its not ruining your trip too much.