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18/5/2015 at 6:18pm
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Sounds stupid i know but my caravan is getting plastered in bird crap especially by the airbourne vermin that is the seagull. No overhead cables or anything for birds to sit on other than the house roof. Have to wash the caravan every time it goes out it is that bad. Never see any other vans anywhere near as bad. Is this just because you all wash your caravans before a trip or have i got a particular problem? Any ideas on how to cut down the ammount of bird crap? I cant think of anything but when the cover was on over winter it was not a problem. Thanks


18/5/2015 at 6:33pm
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18/5/2015 at 6:46pm
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18/5/2015 at 7:01pm
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Buy a gun.

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Roughing it in style at Calloose caravan and camping holiday park nr St Ives.(seasonal pitch)
Its not a hangover, its wine flu!


nant mill.N/Wales
just dont go there.


18/5/2015 at 7:04pm
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18/5/2015 at 7:45pm
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Same here ..... most annoying.

Always seem worse when the birds are nesting

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Best Wishes

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18/5/2015 at 8:29pm
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18/5/2015 at 10:11pm
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This could help..Click

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


18/5/2015 at 10:13pm
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19/5/2015 at 7:05am
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I thought that was very funny, especially first thing in the morning.


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19/5/2015 at 8:43am
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i have trees in my garden,, bird cr-p on my van and cars is a pain.. more so now my garden has been invaded by bloody great asian ring neck doves..

garden birds are getting bigger.. he he he

trog





19/5/2015 at 10:08am
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brilliant that jeff duke


19/5/2015 at 1:23pm
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Thank you must keep the members on here smiling

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19/5/2015 at 3:17pm
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Calcium carbide is one solution, but cruel.
This works but costs £676.

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19/5/2015 at 3:30pm
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Why not just put a cheap tarp over it got to be better then keep washing the van and when you cant see the tarp for crap but another cheap one job done


19/5/2015 at 4:35pm
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Quote: Originally posted by rjb1960 on 19/5/2015
Why not just put a cheap tarp over it got to be better then keep washing the van and when you cant see the tarp for crap but another cheap one job done



Was thinking the same myself.

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