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Quote: Originally posted by 2plus1 on 15/12/2006

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Hey I am really sorry if I have offended anyone. I guess I was letting off some steam.

 

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Save it for the steam rallies.

Full timing is an awful life, Damp muddy fields, watching your wheels sink deeper week by week knowing you're going to have to drag that van out in a few weeks once it has taken root. Frogs in your aquaroll, spiders laying eggs on your tongue while you sleep, huge diseased rats trying to break in so they can chew your ears off during the night. I'm growing an extra nipple on my forehead and doctors say it's due to the extra cosmic rays that penetrate the thin roof and then get trapped inside turning the van into a giant microwave. Truly awful, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

(sorry fellow full-timers, if we don't start putting others off we'll never be able to find a vacant pitch to book in a couple of years)

SD

Hey SD you shoulda been a comedian I have never laughed so much. Even my pets were giving me funny looks.

why spend your life worrying about the future, you might not get to old age then what you have missed out on a lifetime of different experiences, still i suppose if you got desperate enough to need a house again you could always pitch up at a local village hall or something and wait for an eviction notice, and get rehoused A'La council after all they couldn't stick an elderly couple on the streets while housing all and sundry from any where else in europe . actually one chap around here did pitch up on a village hall car park, told the authorities he would be moving off in 3 weeks time, result was they didn't think it was worth the legal costs to evict him so they then had to provide water and sanitation facilities apparently, now that is cheap living..

Mark